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my brain when the teacher is droning on like a broken toaster
I stared at the ceiling like it was my ex.
I drew a mustache on my teacher’s face in my notebook.
I texted my friend: 'Is this class ever going to end?'
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me when I could be gaming but I’m stuck in math class
I imagined my controller in my hands instead of a pencil.
I whispered, 'I hate fractions more than my brother.'
I drew a dragon on my math test and got a zero.
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me when I’m daydreaming about pizza and my teacher thinks I’m dead
I imagined the pizza was flying into my mouth.
I said, 'I’m not dead, I’m just hungry.'
I got a detention for being too awesome.
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me when I’m stuck in class and I wish I was on a spaceship
I imagined my desk was a spaceship control panel.
I whispered, 'Take me to the moon, please.'
I drew a rocket on my homework and got a C.
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me when the teacher is talking and I’m talking to my friend
I whispered, 'This class is worse than my mom's cooking.'
I said, 'I'm not listening, I'm living my best life.'
I got caught and had to do push-ups.
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me when I’m in class and I’m thinking about my video game
I imagined my character was fighting the teacher.
I said, 'If I get a D, I’m quitting this game.'
I got distracted and drew my character on the board.
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