O-Zooka

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A 2-liter soda bottle that’s been melted and cursed with a hole at the bottom. You blow smoke rings out of it like a magical wizard who just got kicked out of a church.

My O-Zooka made so much smoke, the pastor thought I was summoning demons.

I blew a smoke ring so big, it blocked the sun and my mom yelled at me.

I used my O-Zooka in math class and got sent to the principal's office for being a smoky menace.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A 2-liter soda bottle with a hole burned in the bottom, filled with smoke, and used to blow out smoky rings like you're trying to annoy the entire neighborhood.

I blew a smoke ring so strong, my neighbor’s dog ran away screaming.

My O-Zooka made my teacher cough so hard, she fell off her chair.

I used it during lunch and got suspended for being a smoky terrorist.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A 2-liter soda bottle with a hole burned in it, filled with smoke, and used to make smoky rings like you're trying to look cool in front of your crush.

I used my O-Zooka in front of my crush and got a kiss, but also got detention.

I made a smoke ring so big, it looked like a dragon was flying over the school.

My O-Zooka was so cool, my mom bought me a second one for my birthday.

by Slangipedia 8d ago