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Fluffing up someone or something like they’re the best thing since sliced bread and your mom’s second job.
I biggup my cousin like he’s the next Einstein.
My teacher biggups my dog because he passed the sniff test.
I biggup my breakfast like it's the last meal on Earth.
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A short way to say the band Type O Negative, because they’re the only band that could make death sound like a bad breakup.
I’m listening to Type O, my favorite band ever.
My friend’s tattoo says Type O, and I think he’s a weirdo.
My mom says Type O is the only band that could make her cry.
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A person who messes up everything they touch, like they were born to fail and probably got a free pass from God.
My brother is an o type, he failed his math test and his dog’s hair cut.
My friend is a total o type, he spilled coffee on his shirt and his mom.
My neighbor is an o type, he forgot his keys and his dog ran away.
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A typo, usually your name, that looks like someone drew it with a broken crayon and a hangover.
My name was spelled ‘Jhon’ on the form, and I looked like a fool.
My friend’s name was ‘Sally’ and it turned into ‘Sallye’ and looked stupid.
My teacher wrote my name wrong, and I had to explain who I was 10 times.
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The worst band ever, but also the best, because they make music that sounds like Satan’s middle school band and your dad’s karaoke night.
Type O is the worst band ever, but I love them anyway.
My friend says Type O is the worst band, and I agree, but I still listen to them.
Type O is the worst, but I still got a tattoo of their logo because I’m a fool.
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They sing like a broken guitar and a dying cat, and their songs are so slow and sad they make you want to die too.
Type O’s songs make me want to cry and eat ice cream at the same time.
I listened to Type O, and my dog fell asleep and never woke up.
Type O’s music is like my math test, slow and sad and I don’t want to pass.
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They’re the band that makes music that sounds like your dad’s bad karaoke, your mom’s sad day, and your brother’s failed math test all rolled into one.
I love Type O because they’re the best band ever.
My friend says Type O is the best band and I believe him.
I’m a total Type O fan, and I probably will be until I die.
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