O-spasm

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A superpower that only the cool kids get. It feels like your brain is exploding and your soul is doing a happy dance at the same time.

My dog just gave me an O-spasm and I died. Literally.

I had an O-spasm so hard I texted my mom and she replied with a photo of a cat.

My friend said he had an O-spasm and it made his pants fall down. I believe him.

When your body turns into a firework show and your brain is screaming, 'YES YES YES!'

I had an O-spasm and my roommate asked if I was having a seizure. I said no, I was just having a good time.

My girlfriend gave me an O-spasm and I forgot to breathe. She laughed at me.

I got an O-spasm during math class and my teacher thought I was possessed.

The most intense feeling ever. It’s like your whole life is screaming, 'I AM ALIVE!'

I had an O-spasm and my friend took a photo of me mid-scream. It’s now my profile picture.

My dog gave me an O-spasm and I cried like a baby. He was proud of me.

I had an O-spasm so intense I texted my crush and said, 'I miss you, I miss you, I miss you.'

A wild, crazy, out-of-control moment that makes you feel like you’re on top of the world and also completely broken at the same time.

My O-spasm was so good I texted my ex and said, 'I don’t need you anymore.' He replied, 'Good.'

I had an O-spasm during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a mental breakdown.

My friend said her O-spasm was so strong it knocked out her neighbor. I believe her.

A magical moment that makes you feel like you’ve been born again, but also like you’re about to die from pure happiness.

I had an O-spasm and my mom called me and said, 'Are you okay? You sound like you’re screaming in a spaceship.'

My dog had an O-spasm and I asked him if he was having a heart attack. He just wagged his tail.

I had an O-spasm so strong I texted my crush and said, 'I love you, I love you, I love you!' He replied, 'I love you too, but I’m confused.'