o-shit bar

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The bar on the passenger side of a car that the passenger grabs like a lifeline when the driver is either drunk, high, or just plain stupid.

I grabbed the o-shit bar so hard my fingers went numb. The driver almost hit a tree.

The o-shit bar saved my life when he decided to do a 180 on a highway.

I held on to that bar like it was the last thing standing between me and death.

A bar you hold on to when the driver is either trying to impress a girl or trying to get to jail faster.

That bar was my only friend when he swerved into oncoming traffic just to show off.

I clung to the o-shit bar like it was a promise of a better life.

The o-shit bar is the reason I still have all my teeth.

The bar you hold on to when the driver is either drunk, tired, or just plain crazy.

I held on to that bar like it was the last thing I had left.

That bar was my only hope when he decided to drive on the wrong side of the road.

I didn't let go of that bar until I saw the hospital.

The bar you grab when you know the driver is about to do something stupid, and you're not going to let go until you're safe.

I grabbed the o-shit bar and never let go. He almost crashed into a bus.

That bar was my only chance of making it home.

I held on so tight I thought I'd break my fingers.

The bar you hold on to when the driver is either trying to show off or just plain hates your life.

I grabbed the bar like it was my last chance to live.

He drove like a maniac, and I held on like I was going to die.

That bar was the only thing keeping me from being thrown out of the car.

The bar you hold on to like it's the only thing keeping you from being killed by a drunk driver.

I held on like it was the last thing I had left.

He drove like he was trying to kill me, and I held on for dear life.

That bar was the only thing that saved me from getting tossed out the window.