Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so bored you’re thinking about licking your own elbow.

You’re sitting there like a zombie waiting for something to happen.

You just stared at the ceiling for ten minutes straight.

You’re trying to count how many times the fan spins around.

2

You’re so bored you’d rather fight a chicken than do something fun.

You’ve been waiting for a text since the last century.

You just stared at your phone like it owes you money.

You’re thinking about punching a wall just for fun.

3

You’re so bored you’re considering eating your own sock.

You’ve been sitting there like a ghost who forgot to haunt something.

You’re thinking about how your life is worse than a Tuesday.

You just stared at your shoes like they’re the enemy.

4

You’re so bored you’d take a math test just to have something to do.

You’ve been waiting for a message like it’s the last bus to nowhere.

You just counted how many times you blinked in five minutes.

You’re thinking about crying just to feel something.

5

You’re so bored you’re trying to talk to your plants and they’re ignoring you.

You’ve been sitting there like you’re waiting for the world to end.

You just stared at your reflection like it’s a stranger.

You’re trying to yell at your phone and it’s not even listening.

6

You’re so bored you’re thinking about getting a second job just to have more work.

You’ve been waiting for something to happen like it’s a miracle.

You just stared at the clock like it’s your enemy.

You’re thinking about how your life is a never-ending snooze button.