Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re broke and your pants are tighter than your savings account

I’m o-scrilla and my lunch is now a dream.

My mom said I’m o-scrilla and I have to eat cereal for dinner.

I tried to buy a soda and my wallet said no.

2

You’ve got zero cash and your bank account is sleeping

I’m o-scrilla and my phone is about to die.

I tried to buy a snack and my wallet said ‘go cry’.

My friend said I’m o-scrilla and I had to borrow a dollar.

3

You’re so broke you can’t even afford a decent snack

I’m o-scrilla and I had to eat a stale crumb.

My brother said I’m o-scrilla and I had to take his lunch.

I tried to buy a drink and my wallet said ‘not today’.

4

You’re so broke you could be a ghost in a bank

I’m o-scrilla and my phone just turned into a brick.

My friend said I’m o-scrilla and I had to eat a shoe.

I tried to buy a snack and my wallet said ‘I hate you’.

5

You’re broke and your wallet is in the hospital

I’m o-scrilla and my phone just died on me.

I tried to buy a soda and my wallet said ‘you’re out’.

My mom said I’m o-scrilla and I had to eat a sock.