O-sack-pophobia

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A serious brain disease that happens to quarterbacks when they know they're about to get absolutely destroyed by some really tough guys on the other team, like when Tony Romo saw Brian Orakpo coming like a wrecking ball.
Man, I saw that hit and I felt my brain shut down.
I get that feeling before a big game like I'm about to be obliterated.
I get that panic when I know I'm going to get wrecked by a monster.
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A crazy fear that takes over a quarterback’s brain when they know they’re about to get absolutely obliterated by some huge beast on the other side.
I saw that hit and I felt my brain melt.
I get that fear before a big game like I'm about to be smashed by a monster.
When I see that big guy coming, I know I'm doomed.
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A brutal mental condition that happens to quarterbacks when they know they’re about to be utterly trampled by some monster on the other team, like when Tony Romo saw Brian Orakpo coming like a freakin’ tornado.
Man, I saw that hit and I felt my brain explode.
I get that feeling before a big game like I’m about to be trampled by a giant.
When I see that big guy coming, I know I'm done for.
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