Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so sad you could cry and punch a wall at the same time

I woke up and my dog died. I cried and broke my phone. O Re Piya-ed

My crush ignored my DMs. I threw my cereal at the wall. O Re Piya-ed

I failed my math test and cried in the hallway. O Re Piya-ed

2

Feeling like a broken toaster that also got dumped

My ex said I was ‘a waste of time.’ I felt like a broken toaster. O Re Piya-ed

I spilled my coffee on my shirt. I was a broken toaster. O Re Piya-ed

My mom yelled at me for eating too much pizza. O Re Piya-ed

3

Being so sad you could eat a whole pizza and still feel empty

I cried so much I ate my whole pizza. O Re Piya-ed

My crush said no. I ate three slices and still felt empty. O Re Piya-ed

I failed my test and ate my feelings. O Re Piya-ed

4

The feeling of being a sad, angry, crying meatball

I cried and got angry at my mom. I was a sad meatball. O Re Piya-ed

I failed my test and cried. I was a sad meatball. O Re Piya-ed

I got dumped and cried on my pizza. O Re Piya-ed

5

When you feel like you’ve been stepped on by a giant, angry elephant

My crush said no. I felt like an elephant stepped on me. O Re Piya-ed

I failed my test and cried. I felt like an elephant. O Re Piya-ed

My dog ran away. I was trampled by an elephant. O Re Piya-ed