Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst person ever who smells like rotten cheese

You’re like a cheese wheel that’s been left in a gym locker.

You’re the reason I can’t eat cheese anymore.

You’re the human version of a stinky sock.

2

a human trash can that also farts

You’re like a trash can that’s been sitting in the sun all day and also has gas issues.

You’re the kind of person who makes other people run away.

You’re the reason I now hate trash cans.

3

a person who smells like old socks and bad decisions

You’re like a sock drawer that’s been forgotten for years.

You’re the reason I now question all my life choices.

You’re the kind of person who makes me wish I had a time machine.

4

the human equivalent of a rotten egg that’s also loud

You’re like a rotten egg that just yelled at me.

You’re the kind of person who makes me regret everything.

You’re the reason I now hate eggs and loud people.

5

a person who smells like a garbage truck and also cries

You’re like a garbage truck that just got dumped on.

You’re the reason I now hate garbage trucks and crying.

You’re the kind of person who makes me want to take a nap and never wake up.

6

the person who smells like a dead fish and also talks too much

You’re like a dead fish that’s also giving a speech.

You’re the reason I now hate fish and long speeches.

You’re the kind of person who makes me want to go mute and never speak again.