Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who cranks up the tunes so loud they probably woke up the neighbors and their pet raccoon.

My brother was blasting rap music like it was a war crime.

She had her headphones on so loud the dog ran away.

He was listening to metal like it was his life's mission.

2

A face so shocked it could probably knock out a dragon with a single eye twitch.

I saw that meme and I was like (o(-. -)o) holy cow.

The dog ran into the road and I was like (o(-. -)o) what the heck.

My mom told me I had to clean my room and I was like (o(-. -)o) no way.

3

A face that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got told they have to do math.

I saw that picture and I was like (o(-. -)o) that’s not even a real tower.

My teacher showed us a picture and I was like (o(-. -)o) what even is this.

I saw the Eiffel Tower and I was like (o(-. -)o) that’s just a giant piece of metal.

4

A face that looks like a guy who just saw his crush’s boyfriends and realized he was the third wheel.

My crush’s boyfriends showed up and I was like (o(-. -)o) why are there two of you.

I saw my crush with two guys and I was like (o(-. -)o) I’m just the extra person here.

I walked in on my crush and his two boyfriends and I was like (o(-. -)o) I’m not even going to ask.

5

A face that looks like it was made by someone who just got called out in class.

I got called out in math and I was like (o(-. -)o) I wasn’t even paying attention.

My friend got called out and I was like (o(-. -)o) that’s not fair.

I saw my crush get called out and I was like (o(-. -)o) that’s not even me.

6

A face that looks like it was made by someone who just got told they failed a test.

I got a D on my test and I was like (o(-. -)o) I worked so hard.

My friend got a D and I was like (o(-. -)o) that’s not even a real grade.

I saw my crush get a D and I was like (o(-. -)o) I’m not even going to ask.

7

A face that looks like it was made by a bird who just got told it’s not a real bird.

I saw a bird and I was like (o(-. -)o) that’s not even a real bird.

My friend saw a bird and I was like (o(-. -)o) that’s just a chicken.

I saw a chicken and I was like (o(-. -)o) that’s not even a real bird.