Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The face you pull when you’re pretending to be sad but really you're just happy you didn't get caught doing something stupid.

My mom said I failed math, but I was just thinking about pizza.

I cried when my dog ran away, but I was actually thinking about my lunch.

I looked like I just saw my grandma’s ghost, but I was just thinking about my pants.

2

The look you make when you're peeing your pants and yelling about yogurt like a madman.

I was jizzing balls and screaming 'I GOT YOGURT FOR YOU' like I was on a mission from God.

I looked like I just won the lottery while peeing on the floor.

I made that face while yelling about yogurt and peeing on my sister.

3

The priceless look of confusion and betrayal when the alarm goes off because you had a paper clip in your pants.

I walked out of the store like I was a king, but the alarm screamed like I was a thief.

I had a paper clip in my pants, and the alarm ruined my day.

I looked like I just got caught stealing, but I was just holding a paper clip.

4

The face you make when you're getting your rocks off like a total goofball.

I made that face while thinking about my crush like a total idiot.

I looked like I just saw my favorite pizza for the first time.

I made that face while thinking about my lunch and cumming like a madman.

5

The look of pure shock when you’re asked about fish and you’re like, 'What fish?'

I looked like I just saw a ghost when my teacher asked me about fish.

I made that face when I was asked about fish and I had no idea.

I looked like I just got hit by a truck when asked about fish.

6

The face you make when you're doing it with the logistics chick and you're totally into it.

I made that face while doing it with the logistics chick like I was on fire.

I looked like I just won the lottery while doing it with the logistics chick.

I made that face while thinking about the logistics chick like I was in heaven.

7

The look you make when you're getting your rocks off like a total animal.

I made that face while cumming like I was a dog.

I looked like I just saw my favorite sandwich for the first time.

I made that face while cumming like I was on a mission from God.