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When you and your partner or your fling argue like a bunch of kids who just got sent to the principal's office about who gets to come first, how many times, and where it happens.

'You said you'd let me come first, but now you're making me wait till you're done with your coffee.'

'I'm not doing this on the couch again. I'm not even doing this on the couch.'

'I want double. You said double. I'm not leaving until I get double.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A battle of wills between two people who either love each other or just really like getting off, and they fight like they're in a wrestling ring about who gets to be the winner.

'You're not getting off until I get off. That's the deal.'

'I'll scream your name if you don't let me come first.'

'If you don't let me come, I'll tell your mom.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When you and your partner or your friend with benefits talk like you're in a business meeting about who gets to be the big winner, and you're both too lazy to just do it.

'I'm not doing this unless you promise to let me come first.'

'If you don't let me come, I'm not doing this anymore.'

'I want to come. You want to come. Let's both come. That's the deal.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When you and your partner or your friend with benefits argue like you're both trying to be the main character in a movie, and you both want to be the one who gets the most attention.

'I'm the main character. You're the sidekick.'

'I get to come first. That's the main character thing.'

'If I don't get to come first, I'm not even in this movie.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When you and your partner or your fling argue like you're in a courtroom, trying to prove who deserves to get off first, and you both know you're both just trying to feel good.

'I have more evidence that I should come first.'

'You're not getting off until I get off. That's the law.'

'I'll testify that I saw you coming earlier.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When you and your partner or your friend with benefits argue like you're both trying to be the best at a video game, and you're both too stubborn to just press the button.

'I'm level 10. You're level 1. I get to come first.'

'If you don't let me come, I'll beat you in the next level.'

'I'm not pressing the button unless you let me come first.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago