O-Nam Syndrome

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When your mouth goes on a wild rampage and attacks someone's neck in the middle of the night like it's a buffet.

My mouth woke me up at 2 AM and didn't stop until it had nibbled my boyfriend's neck into a bruised masterpiece.

I woke up to my sister's face three inches from mine and her tongue on my neck. I thought it was a nightmare. It wasn't.

My husband said he was dreaming about pizza. I said, 'No, you were dreaming about me.' He said, 'I was dreaming about pizza and you.'

When your lips don't know the meaning of the word 'stop' and end up giving someone's neck a full-body massage at 3 AM.

I told my roommate I was going to sleep. He told me I was going to sleep on his neck. He was right.

I woke up to my dog licking my neck and my girlfriend licking my neck. I didn't know who was more confused.

My lips said 'good night' to my neck, and then they said 'why don't we stay up all night?'