O-mouthed

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When you're so shocked you look like a fish that just got stuck in a toilet.
My cousin proposed to his boss and she said yes. I was O-mouthed.
I saw my dog wearing a suit and walking in a fancy restaurant. O-mouthed.
My friend told me he got a promotion and a raise. I was O-mouthed. I thought he was lying.
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You’re so confused you look like a chicken that just saw a ghost.
I walked in on my mom and her coworker eating cereal at 2 a. m. I was O-mouthed.
My teacher told me I failed the test. I was O-mouthed. I thought I aced it.
I saw my dad wearing a dress. I was O-mouthed.
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You’re so dumbfounded you look like a goat that just saw a flamingo do the cha-cha.
I found out my crush was dating my best friend. I was O-mouthed.
My dog ate my homework and got an A. I was O-mouthed.
I saw my mom's ex at the grocery store. I was O-mouthed.
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You look like a frog that just got hit by a truck when you're totally shocked.
I saw my uncle wearing a tutu at the office party. I was O-mouthed.
I got a 100 on a test I didn’t study for. I was O-mouthed.
I walked in on my brother and his pet turtle. I was O-mouthed.
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You're so taken aback you look like a pigeon that just saw a flamingo wearing a crown.
My dad told me he's moving to Australia. I was O-mouthed.
I saw my neighbor’s kid riding a dinosaur. I was O-mouthed.
My dog started singing opera. I was O-mouthed.
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