Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The cursed whisper you scream when you're waiting for that friendzone text and you're too tired to care anymore

O-mehr... I'm still waiting... I'm going to die alone...

O-mehr... is this a text or a funeral announcement?

O-mehr... I've sent this 12 times. My phone is crying.

2

What you yell when you're waiting for your friendzone text and you're too lazy to be mad

O-mehr... I'm not even mad. I'm just sad.

O-mehr... I've given up. Just send me a text.

O-mehr... I'm waiting. I'm not going anywhere.

3

The evil chant you use when you're waiting for your friendzone text and you're too annoyed to be polite

O-mehr... I'm going to haunt you if you don't text me.

O-mehr... I'm going to throw your phone in the trash.

O-mehr... I'm going to start a cult. And you're the leader.

4

What you say when you're waiting for a friendzone text and you're too busy to be dramatic

O-mehr... I'm just waiting. No big deal.

O-mehr... I'll wait. I can do that.

O-mehr... I'm waiting. I'm not going anywhere.

5

The holy word you scream when you're waiting for your friendzone text and you're too holy to be angry

O-mehr... I'm not angry. I'm just holy.

O-mehr... I'm waiting. That's all.

O-mehr... I'm not mad. I'm just blessed.

6

The rude text you send when you're waiting for your friendzone text and you're too rude to be nice

O-mehr... I'm waiting. You're late.

O-mehr... I'm not waiting. I'm just being rude.

O-mehr... You're not texting me. I'm not happy.