o me o my

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what you yell when someone pulls a total cock-up or you’re too stunned to think straight
'O me o my!' I said when my boss announced we were all getting fired on a Friday.
'O me o my!' I texted my friend when she told me her dog ate her tax return.
'O me o my!' I blurted out when I saw my ex at the grocery store.
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what you shout when someone acts like they're the king of the universe or they just said the worst thing ever
'O me o my!' I said when my uncle claimed he invented the wheel.
'O me o my!' I said in my DMs when my crush told me he liked my best friend.
'O me o my!' I yelled when my mom said she was going to retire and open a bakery.
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what you scream when someone does something so dumb it makes your brain short-circuit
'O me o my!' I said when my brother tried to fix the TV with a banana.
'O me o my!' I texted my sister when she said she was going to live in a tree.
'O me o my!' I shouted when my neighbor tried to sell me a rock for $1000.
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