O MANNNN

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When you’re so hyper you think the world is ending just because your favorite snack is on sale.

I saw a coupon for pizza and screamed like I was getting a million dollars.

He did the happy dance when the movie started 10 minutes early.

She texted me 20 times before the concert even began.

You act like you’re getting a Nobel Prize for something that’s barely worth a nap.

He cried when the game started 5 minutes late.

She called her mom just to say she was watching a show.

He bought a whole pizza just because the toppings were different.

You’re so pumped you think you’ve won the lottery when you get a free soda.

She did a cartwheel in the grocery store because she got a coupon.

He yelled at the sky when his favorite show came on.

He texted his whole class just to say he was eating cereal.

You’re so excited you think a squirrel is the president just because it walked by.

He started singing when the lights turned on.

She texted her grandma 10 times before the movie even started.

He screamed like he’d been trapped in a closet for a week just because the music started.

You’re so thrilled you think you’ve discovered fire when you get a 20% discount.

He did the conga line in the lobby just because the elevator came early.

She called her brother to tell him she was watching a show.

He bought three drinks just because the bar had a sign.