O-log

A smelly, silly way to say vlog. It’s like taking a blog and throwing a fart at it. This word is like the ugly cousin of vlog, but it’s got more swagger and less body odor. It’s about making stupid videos to show off your face and opinions.

That canned cranberry goop you slap on your turkey like it’s your ex. It’s the sad, red sludge that comes out of a can, still shaped like the can it came from. You eat it because your grandma says it’s tradition, and it tastes like regret.

When a guy dances like his pants are on fire and his junk is doing the cha-cha. He’s either naked or wearing something that looks like a towel. It’s like twerking, but with more meat and less style.