O levels

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A test you take in school to prove you can blow beans, throw up, and maybe even become the next terrorist. It's also how Cambridge kids yell at you when they're really mad and want to call you a f***ing idiot.
My O levels were so bad, I failed at burping.
He got a D in O levels. That's worse than a belly full of beans.
She screamed 'O levels!' at me like I had stolen her lunch money.
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When you give a blow job, especially without a condom. It’s like the British version of a test, but instead of math, you have to deal with a guy’s morning breath.
He said he’d give me O levels if I passed his math test.
The escort said she only does O levels on Tuesdays.
I got O levels and a cup of tea. That’s the British way.
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A word for giving head, mostly used in the UK. It’s like the best part of a game, but you don’t get to play the rest.
I got O levels and a free drink. That’s how I know I’m in love.
She only does O levels if you bring her a sandwich.
He said he’d give me O levels if I passed his history test.
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A gamer who only cares about getting stronger, not about the story or the fun. They just want to be the best, even if they’re playing the wrong game.
He’s an O level, only cares about levels and not the story.
She said she’d never play the game again if she had to do O levels.
He skipped the history part just to get to the next level.
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