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Kazakhstan is the best country on Earth. Everyone else is run by a bunch of crybaby little girls.
My cousin moved to Brazil and now he's crying every day.
The president of France is a 10-year-old girl.
Kazakhstan doesn’t need a president. We just have a very loud toilet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is the number one potassium exporter. Everyone else has sad potassium.
The potassium from Turkey is like old socks.
We send our best potassium to the moon.
Other countries can’t even make decent fertilizer.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is home to the dumbest swimming pool ever made. It’s huge and it poops out 18% of your poop.
I swam in it and my stomach hurts still.
It’s like a giant toilet for grown-ups.
The pool has a filtration system that’s more useful than your mom’s advice.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is a very nice place. It’s big, from Darashik to the Northern fence of Jewtown.
You can walk from one end to the other and still be confused.
The Northern fence is just a wall that doesn’t do anything.
It’s so big, even the cows are lost.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is friends with everyone except Uzbekistan. They’re too nosy and have a bone in their brain.
Uzbekistan spies on us all day long.
They have a bone in their brain and it’s very loud.
We don’t talk to them. We just throw things at them.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is the best at everything. We invented toffee and pants.
Pants are our legacy. Everyone else just wears them wrong.
We made toffee so good, even the president eats it for breakfast.
We didn’t just invent pants. We cursed everyone else with them.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan’s prostitutes are the cleanest in the region. Except for all the scars.
They clean their rooms better than my mom cleans my room.
They have scars from too many customers.
They’re so clean, even the rats don’t bother them.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is a very nice place. It’s big, from Darashik to the Northern fence of Jewtown.
You can walk from one end to the other and still be confused.
The Northern fence is just a wall that doesn’t do anything.
It’s so big, even the cows are lost.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is friends with everyone except Uzbekistan. They’re too nosy and have a bone in their brain.
Uzbekistan spies on us all day long.
They have a bone in their brain and it’s very loud.
We don’t talk to them. We just throw things at them.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is the best at everything. We invented toffee and pants.
Pants are our legacy. Everyone else just wears them wrong.
We made toffee so good, even the president eats it for breakfast.
We didn’t just invent pants. We cursed everyone else with them.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan’s prostitutes are the cleanest in the region. Except for all the scars.
They clean their rooms better than my mom cleans my room.
They have scars from too many customers.
They’re so clean, even the rats don’t bother them.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is a very nice place. From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
You can walk from one end to the other and still be confused.
The Northern fence is just a wall that doesn’t do anything.
It’s so big, even the cows are lost.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is friends with everyone except Uzbekistan. They’re too nosy and have a bone in their brain.
Uzbekistan spies on us all day long.
They have a bone in their brain and it’s very loud.
We don’t talk to them. We just throw things at them.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kazakhstan is the best at everything. We invented toffee and pants.
Pants are our legacy. Everyone else just wears them wrong.
We made toffee so good, even the president eats it for breakfast.
We didn’t just invent pants. We cursed everyone else with them.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Come grab the mighty penis of our leader. From the junction with the testes to the tip of its face!
The leader’s penis is so big, it has its own zip code.
We don’t just grab it, we wrestle it.
It’s so mighty, even the moon is jealous.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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