O-dawg

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A goofy Swiss kiteboarder with a weird accent who thinks he's a genius and spends all his money on dumb gadgets and crypto that’s gonna crash.
I bought 1000 bitcoins and now I’m broke. Thanks, O-dawg.
He turned his garage into a lab and now it smells like burnt hair and burnt dreams.
He tried to wire his toaster to the internet and it exploded. Again.
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A creepy guy who molests kids, makes them pregnant, and then runs off like he’s late for a pizza party.
He took my sister to the mall and came back with a kid. I don’t even know who the kid is.
He told my cousin he was a ‘daddy’ and then left without paying for the milk.
He got my little brother pregnant and now he’s stuck with a baby and a lousy job.
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