Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting kicked out of the bar because you couldn't get a girl to touch you

I got thrown out of the bar because I couldn't even get a look from the bartender.

I tried to flirt with three girls and got three noes. Classic O Daddy Slump.

I was so bad at the bar, the bouncer called me a disappointment.

2

Failing so hard at getting laid that even the bar staff feel sorry for you

The bartender gave me a free drink because he felt bad for me.

I was so sad, the waitress offered me a hug instead of a date.

The DJ played my saddest song when I got rejected again.

3

Trying to flirt with every girl but getting rejected by all of them

I hit on six girls and got six noes. That's not a win.

I asked every girl in the bar to dance and got six 'no thanks.'

I tried to be smooth, but every girl just laughed at me.

4

So bad at flirting you make the bar feel like a funeral

The bar was so quiet after I messed up my pickup line.

I made the whole bar cringe when I asked a girl if she wanted to 'hang out.'

The DJ played a sad song because I was that bad.

5

Being so desperate you try to flirt with the barista on your way out

I tried to flirt with the barista on my way out and got ignored.

I was so bad, I even hit on the barista.

I asked the barista if she wanted to 'go out' and she just rolled her eyes.

6

So bad at flirting you get kicked out before the night is over

They kicked me out before I even got a chance to talk to a girl.

I was so bad, the bouncer wouldn't let me stay.

I got thrown out because I was too embarrassing to be in the bar.