O Canada

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The Canadian National Anthem, the only thing that makes Canadians sing in unison, even if they don’t know the words and just shout ‘oh Canada’ like it’s a battle cry.
My cousin tried to sing it at a family dinner and just yelled ‘oh Canada’ like he was in a war.
My teacher made us sing it and I thought I was gonna cry from embarrassment.
My dog barks every time I play it, he hates the anthem more than me.
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The only part of the Canadian anthem people remember, it’s like the anthem was a pizza and this part was the cheese, and everyone just eats the cheese and forgets the rest.
At school, the teacher asked us to sing the whole thing and I just said ‘oh Canada’ and got a detention.
My friend thought the anthem was only ‘oh Canada’ and tried to rap it like it was a song.
My mom said she only remembers that line and the rest is ‘just garbage.’
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A midnight show on the CN, the weirdest cartoons ever, like someone threw a toaster in a blender and made a cartoon out of it, and it was glorious chaos.
I watched it once and my brain short-circuited from all the weird stuff.
My brother said it was like watching a cat fight a robot.
My friend cried because the show was so weird and he didn’t know why.
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