O-bummer

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The worst kind of sadness you feel when you realize you voted for Obama just to feel good about yourself, and now you're stuck with bad policies because you're not 'exotic' enough to matter.
Man, I feel like I just got voted off the island and it's my own fault.
I'm crying in the middle of a Walmart because I'm not Mexican enough for change.
My mom called me a 'white trash fool' for not getting a better deal.
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A deep, burning shame you feel when you realize your vote for Obama was just a way to feel superior, and now you're getting the short end of the stick because you're not 'diverse' enough.
I got a ticket for jaywalking and now I'm mad at myself for not being brown enough.
My friend said I'm a 'racial disappointment' because I didn't get a better deal.
I'm eating my feelings with a bag of chips because I'm not 'ethnic enough' for real change.
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The intense heartbreak you feel when you realize you voted for Obama just to feel good, and now you're getting the worst of it because you're not 'special' enough to be included.
I'm sitting in my pajamas crying because I didn't get a better deal.
My coworker said I'm a 'change failure' because I'm not from another country.
I got fired and now I'm blaming myself for not being 'different enough'.
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