O-Bombing

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Flinging loose change at someone like they’re a target practice dummy and hoping it hits them in the face when they least expect it

Yo, I just threw a buck at you like you were a beggar and I was the king of the streets

I dropped a five in her face during lunch like she owed me money and I was the devil

I tossed a dime at him when he was eating a taco and he looked like a confused dog

When a basic b*tch opens your snap and just stares at it like it's the last meal on Earth and then disappears like she's a ghost

I slid into her snap and she just stared at it like it was a math test

He opened my snap and looked at it like it was a cursed message

She opened my snap and acted like she was trying to escape a burning building

Opening your snap and ignoring it like you’re the ghost of the last person who checked in on you

She opened my snap and I knew she was ignoring me like she had a death wish

He opened my snap and I knew he was busy with his ex and his pizza

I opened his snap and he just left me hanging like I was the last person he ever needed

The O Bam is when a black president makes white men feel like they just had a mind-blowing orgasm and it’s so good they can’t think straight

Obama made white guys feel like they had a mind-blowing orgasm and they couldn’t think straight

Obama made white men feel like they just won the lottery and it was the best feeling ever

Obama made white guys feel like they were on top of the world and it was the best time ever

When someone opens your snap and then just disappears like they were a ghost who got scared

He opened my snap and then vanished like he was a ghost who ran from a haunted house

She opened my snap and left me hanging like I was the last person she ever needed

He opened my snap and then disappeared like he was trying to escape a burning building

Before Obama was the president, it was a drink and an orgasm. Now it’s the president, his dumb speeches, and the hangover of a nation

Obama was a drink and an orgasm before he was the president

Obama’s speeches were like a hangover from hell and the nation was the victim

Obama was the president, the dumb speeches, and the hangover of a million people

A o-bomb is when someone gets your message and just leaves you hanging like they’re the last person you’ll ever need and they’re a total basic b*tch

I sent her a message and she left me on read like she was the last person I needed

He got my message and left me on read like I was the last person he ever needed

She got my message and left me on read like she was the last basic b*tch I ever needed