O Blocker

My cousin is an O Blocker. He tried to dance in a closet and fell into a trash can.

My teacher said I was an O Blocker because I answered every question with 'I don't know, but I think it's blue.'

My dog is an O Blocker. He chases his tail and eats his own poop.

My friend is an O Blocker. He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem like it was a bedtime story.

My neighbor is an O Blocker. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and that aliens live in his attic.

My brother is an O Blocker. He tried to text with his feet and got a bruise on his toe.

My mom is an O Blocker. She tried to make breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.

My classmate is an O Blocker. He tried to do math in his head and cried.

My cat is an O Blocker. He tried to chase a laser pointer and fell off the couch.