O-BEAM

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O-BEAM is the worst hangover in liquid form. It’s when lazy kids mix orange cream soda and vodka because they failed Spanish and had nothing better to do. The name is just a stupid joke between two guys who think they’re cool.
DM: "I drank 12 O-Beams and now my brain is melting."
Tweet: "My teacher said I got O-Beam for lunch. I cried."
Text: "Why is my mom yelling at me? I just made O-Beam for my brother."
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O-BEAM is the reason why your parents are screaming at you. It’s orange cream soda and vodka, mixed by two kids who thought they were geniuses. Freeze it and you get O-BEAM ON THE ROCKS, which is just extra stupid.
Text: "I told my mom I made O-Beam. She said I made a mess."
Tweet: "My brother drank O-Beam and now he’s dancing like a fool."
DM: "I put O-Beam in my backpack and my teacher caught me."
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O-BEAM is a drink so bad it makes your tongue feel like it’s on fire. It’s orange cream soda and vodka, made by two kids who thought they were special. They named it after themselves, which is just sad.
Text: "I drank O-Beam and now my nose is red."
Tweet: "O-Beam is the reason I failed Spanish."
DM: "I made O-Beam and my friend threw up."
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