O-Ball

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A stupid basketball game made by a guy who thinks he's cool. You don’t get points for making baskets. You get points for making your opponent look like a complete idiot and for making the judge yell ‘Ohhh’ like a drama queen. Matt Pascal, who can’t even shoot straight, gets to be the judge and ruins everything.
Josh Henry started O-Ball because he couldn’t beat anyone at regular basketball.
The judge screamed 'Ohhh' when I tripped over my own feet.
Matt Pascal gave me zero points because he didn’t like my shoes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When something is so bad it makes your brain want to leave your head.
This pizza tastes like my uncle’s socks after he wore them for a week.
That movie was so bad I cried for joy.
My math test was so bad I should’ve failed the class.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Those two meaty things hanging below your pants. Also called a pair of meatballs. Sometimes called a pear of meatballs if you’re really dumb.
My balls are sore from sitting on the floor all day.
I got kicked in the balls and cried like a baby.
My balls are like two angry meatballs.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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I want to suck them like a lollipop.
I want to lick your balls like it’s a lollipop.
I would lick my own balls if I had a lollipop.
That guy’s balls look like they taste like chocolate.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you’re ready to go all out and beat someone up so bad they think they’re in a fight club.
It’s Balls O’Clock and I’m ready to fight.
He said ‘balls’ so I punched him in the face.
Balls O’Clock means I get to eat all the cookies.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A place in Italy where a guy named Napoleon got kicked out. Also called the Cock of Europe because it’s the most embarrassing place ever.
The Isle of Elba is where Napoleon got sent to live in exile.
Elba is the Cock of Europe and I don’t care who knows it.
Napoleon was so bad at being a king that they sent him to Elba.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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