O and Es

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Stuff you don't need but take anyway because you're cheap and lazy.
My mom sent me a box of old socks and a broken toaster. Odds and ends, baby.
He bought a bag of random candy from the gas station. Odds and ends, pure and simple.
I found a pile of mismatched shoes under my bed. Odds and ends, for sure.
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The stuff that shows up when you’re not looking and you’re too tired to care.
I opened my fridge and saw a rat and a half-eaten sandwich. Odds and ends, for sure.
My brother left a sock, a pencil, and a dead bug on my desk. Odds and ends, baby.
I found a glove, a napkin, and a crumpled receipt in my backpack. Odds and ends, no doubt.
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Things that have no purpose but somehow end up in your life.
My sister gave me a broken watch, a rubber chicken, and a bag of stale chips. Odds and ends, baby.
He kept a sock, a spoon, and a sticky note in his pocket. Odds and ends, for real.
I found a comb, a pencil, and a dead plant in my locker. Odds and ends, no question.
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The things you don’t need but somehow always end up in your hands.
She gave me a broken phone, a weird hat, and a bag of expired chips. Odds and ends, for sure.
He kept a sock, a pen, and a dead spider in his backpack. Odds and ends, baby.
I found a comb, a bag of chips, and a weird sticker in my desk. Odds and ends, no doubt.
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The random junk that follows you around like a bad roommate.
My mom sent me a bag of old socks, a broken lamp, and a weird hat. Odds and ends, for real.
He kept a sock, a pencil, and a dead bug in his pocket. Odds and ends, baby.
I found a comb, a bag of chips, and a sticky note in my locker. Odds and ends, no question.
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Things you don’t need but keep anyway because you’re a hoarder with no pride.
She gave me a broken watch, a weird hat, and a bag of stale chips. Odds and ends, baby.
He kept a sock, a pen, and a dead spider in his backpack. Odds and ends, for real.
I found a comb, a pencil, and a sticky note in my desk. Odds and ends, no doubt.
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