Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Oral and anal sex. The kind of stuff hookers and johns talk about when they're too drunk to remember their own names.

"I did O and A last night. I forgot my pants at the club."

He said he'd do O and A for a dollar. I gave him a quarter and he ran away.

My mom said I was doing O and A with my cousin. I told her I was just eating tacos."

2

Opie and Anthony. Two faggots who talk on the radio. They're so gay they have a show on XM just to make it worse.

"Opie said I was a faggot on the radio. I told him he was a faggot too."

I called Opie and Anthony. They said I was a faggot and hung up.

My dad listens to Opie and Anthony. He now calls me Opie."

3

Music. When someone puts on headphones and forgets they're not alone.

"I was listening to music and forgot my mom was in the room."

He was blasting music so loud the neighbors came to complain.

I turned on music and my dog started dancing."

4

A Triple Headed Shock Monster. Like when your mom yells at you and your dad shows up with a cop.

"I saw a THSM when my mom yelled at me and my dad brought the cops."

He got a THSM when his dog ate his homework and his teacher called his mom.

My brother got a THSM when he failed math and skipped school."

5

A face for when you're blushing. Like when you're caught eating ice cream in your pants.

"I was blushing like a tomato when my mom caught me eating ice cream in my pants."

He turned red like a tomato when his crush said no.

I blushed so hard I turned pink and my dog laughed at me."

6

A sad face. Like when you lose your favorite toy and your dog eats it.

"I looked sad when my dog ate my favorite toy."

He was sad because his video game broke.

I was sad when my friend moved away."

7

A face with eyes and a mouth. Like when you're acting silly and your dog is watching you.

"I looked derp when I tried to dance and my dog laughed at me."

He looked quirk when he tried to sing and messed up the lyrics.

I was derp when I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire."