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The 15th letter of the English Alphabet. You should’ve paid attention in school, you lazy piece of trash.
Hey, I failed math because I didn’t know what the letter O was. Real smart.
My kid got an F because he thought O was a number. I’m disappointed.
I didn’t know what O was, and now I feel stupid.
2
Slang for an ounce, like the amount of drugs you need to feel good. Or to feel bad, depending on the quality.
I only bought an O of weed. It was the worst I’ve ever had.
He used an O of cocaine and then tried to talk to me. I didn’t want to listen.
I bought an O of meth, and now my face is on fire.
3
Abbreviation for ‘orgasm’ because you’re too lazy to write the whole word. You’re welcome.
I had an O so good I cried. My dog laughed at me.
She got an O from her boyfriend. He got a C.
I had an O and then my mom walked in. I died.
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Abbreviation for ‘oh’ because you’re too lazy to write the whole word. Again. You’re a real legend.
I dropped my phone. O my god.
He failed the test. O no.
My dog ate my homework. O wow.
5
A short word for ‘Othello’ because you’re too lazy to write the whole name. Shakespeare would be disappointed.
I watched the movie O and it was the worst. Shakespeare would cry.
I got a C in English because I didn’t know what O was.
My teacher made us read O. I almost died.
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A brief, sharp way to say ‘oh.’ Used when you’re too lazy to write the whole word again.
O my god, I broke my phone.
O no, my dog ate my homework.
O wow, I just got a C.
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