N'zogbia

I watched him score a goal and laughed so hard I fell off the couch

He did a dance after the game and my dog started barking at him like he was a monster

His face when he missed the penalty was legendary, I recorded it and showed it to my math teacher

He came in during the game and started telling jokes to the ref, the ref started laughing and gave him a free kick

I texted him during the game and he replied with a meme that made me snort soda out my nose

He scored a goal and then did a backflip, my brother said it was the best thing he ever saw

He was playing and started singing to the crowd, they all joined in and the other team got confused

He made a terrible pass and then did a facepalm so hard it looked like a slap fight

He fell over and the crowd laughed so loud the stadium shook, the ground started cracking