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A Nazi is a fake German who thinks they’re special just because they wear a silly hat and yell at people.
My cousin’s uncle’s friend thinks he’s a Nazi because he wears a fake mustache.
That guy at the mall who yelled at me for not knowing what a ‘Mein Kampf’ is.
My teacher said I was a Nazi because I didn’t know what ‘Hail Hitler’ meant.
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AZN is just a cool way to spell ASIAN. If you act like you’re stupid just because you spell it weird, you’re being a total dweeb.
My friend spelled ‘Asian’ as ‘AZN’ and got called a ‘ghetto’ by a guy who wears a fake beard.
That girl in class spelled ‘that’ as ‘dat’ and got called a ‘dumb Asian’ by a kid who thinks he’s a gangster.
I spelled ‘the’ as ‘da’ and got called a ‘ghetto’ by someone who still uses ‘y’all’ like it’s 2005.
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AZNs are the real deal. They don’t care about being smart or lazy. They just want to be the loudest and most annoying ones in the room.
My cousin’s best friend talks like he’s the loudest person ever and nobody can hear anything else.
That guy at the mall who screamed ‘I’m AZN’ so loud, the cops came.
My sister’s friend thinks she’s the loudest person in the world and won’t shut up.
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AZNs try to be tough, but a bunch of them are just faking it. They act like they’re the toughest, but they’re not even cool.
My friend said he was AZN, but he got scared when a kid from the other school came up to him.
That guy who said he was AZN but ran away when he saw a group of people walking toward him.
My cousin’s friend said he was AZN but cried when he saw a spider.
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An AZN who doesn’t know who they are. They act like they’re someone else, but they’re just confused.
My friend tried to be black but ended up being a confused Asian.
That kid at the mall thought he was a gangster but he looked like a confused Asian.
My sister’s friend tried to be a Mexican but was just confused and ended up being an AZN.
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