N.V.S.S.

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N. V. S. S. is when you get head from a girl from North Vancouver and right before you blow your load, you put your face right in hers and blast your cum straight up her nose like she owes you money.
I did the N. V. S. S. in the back of a taxi and the driver asked if I was done or if I needed a tissue.
My cousin tried N. V. S. S. and his girlfriend ran out screaming like she saw a ghost.
I did N. V. S. S. in a bathroom and the guy in the next stall asked if I was doing the sniff test.
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N. V. S. S. is when you’re about to cum and you force your nose into your partner’s nose and shoot your cum straight up her nose like you’re trying to drown her in your jizz.
I did N. V. S. S. at a party and the whole room started laughing like I was doing a magic trick.
My brother did N. V. S. S. on his girlfriend and she started crying like I just told her her dog died.
I did N. V. S. S. in the park and a kid asked if I was fighting the wind.
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N. V. S. S. is when you’re about to cum and you smash your face into your partner’s face and blast your cum straight up her nose like you’re trying to make her smell your sweaty sock.
I did N. V. S. S. in the car and my friend asked if I was trying to give the driver a headache.
I did N. V. S. S. at a restaurant and the waiter asked if I needed a napkin or a mop.
I did N. V. S. S. at school and my teacher sent me to the office like I was trying to start a fire.
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