N.U.B.S.

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Never underestimate being small. Just because you're not gifted down south and don't have anything worth noticing doesn't mean you can't dick that bitch.
My little bro tried to impress the barista with his tiny weenie. I told him to shut up and just DTB.
She laughed at my tiny package, so I pulled out my phone and DTB'd her in the face.
He was too shy to ask her out, so he just DTB'd her from the back of the bus.
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Don't think size matters. Even if you're only pushing 3 inches, you can still make someone cry when you DTB them.
He said he was too small to do anything. Then he DTB'd her and she cried like a baby.
She said he was too small to be scary. He DTB'd her and she ran out of the room.
He tried to be cool. He DTB'd her and she screamed like she was being stabbed.
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Even if you're not big down there, you can still DTB someone. Just don't be a total wimp about it.
He was too nervous to DTB her. He just looked at her and ran away.
She laughed at him. He DTB'd her and she stopped laughing.
He said he wasn't going to DTB her. Then he did it and she was shocked.
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You can DTB someone even if you're not packing much. Just don't be a total disappointment.
He said he wasn't going to DTB her. Then he did and she was surprised.
He said he was too small. Then he DTB'd her and she was mad.
He was a total disappointment. Then he DTB'd her and she was happy.
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Don't be a total chump. Just because you're small doesn't mean you can't DTB someone.
He was a total chump. Then he DTB'd her and she was impressed.
He said he was too small. Then he DTB'd her and she was amazed.
He was a chump. Then he DTB'd her and she was happy.
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