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A girl so pretty she makes your face look like a bathroom
You saw her in the hallway and tripped over your own feet
She texted you and you replied with a photo of a pizza
She said you were ‘kinda cute’ and you cried
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A girl who thinks childish GAMBINO is the only thing worth living for
She asked you to listen to the same song 10 times in a row
She yelled at you for not knowing who Gambino was
She cried when her phone died during a Gambino song
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A girl with brown hair that’s supposed to be black but doesn’t care
She dyed it brown and said it was ‘a fashion statement’
She told you black hair was ‘overrated’
She used a brown hair dye that looked like mud
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A girl who’s funnier than you and doesn’t even try
You told a joke and she laughed so hard she snorted
She made a joke about your mom and you lost it
She said you were ‘the worst’ and you believed her
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A girl who’s cooler than you and doesn’t even know it
She walked past you and you felt like a sad potato
She got 10 likes on her Instagram and you got zero
She wore a shirt that said ‘I’m cool’ and you wore a shirt that said ‘I’m tired’
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A girl who’s fresher than you and doesn’t even try
You wore jeans and she wore a dress that looked like a painting
She smelled like perfume and you smelled like your sock drawer
She got a compliment and you got a sigh