n.s.v.i.p

My boss is an n. s. v. i. p. He yells at me for coffee spills but forgets my birthday.

My cousin is an n. s. v. i. p. She texts me every day but never replies to my messages.

My gym teacher is an n. s. v. i. p. He gives me extra laps but forgets my name.

At the party, my friend was an n. s. v. i. p. He talked over everyone but no one asked him to speak.

My neighbor is an n. s. v. i. p. He mows his lawn every day but forgets to water his plants.

My teacher is an n. s. v. i. p. She gives out extra credit but never gives us a break.

My brother is an n. s. v. i. p. He yells about video games but loses every match.

My mom is an n. s. v. i. p. She calls everyone every day but never answers her own phone.

My friend is an n. s. v. i. p. He talks about his dog all the time but never brings it to the park.

My dad is an n. s. v. i. p. He says he'll fix the roof but forgets to bring the tools.

My friend is an n. s. v. i. p. He says he'll come to the party but never shows up.

My teacher is an n. s. v. i. p. She says she'll give us a test but it's always on Friday.

My brother is an n. s. v. i. p. He thinks he's the best but everyone else thinks he's okay.

My sister is an n. s. v. i. p. She says she's popular but no one asks her to hang out.

My friend is an n. s. v. i. p. He thinks he's the center of attention but no one cares.

My cousin is an n. s. v. i. p. He talks a lot but can't even do math.

My neighbor is an n. s. v. i. p. He yells at the mailman but can't read the mail.

My friend is an n. s. v. i. p. He says he's funny but no one laughs at his jokes.