N.S.T.L.

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Nuts glued to your leg like a f***ing snack bar. You can’t move without ripping your leg off.

I tried to walk and my nuts flew off. Now I’m stuck in the middle of the street.

My leg feels like it’s on fire and my nuts are the cause.

I looked down and my nuts were permanently attached. This is not a good look.

Nuts stuck to your leg. You look like a f***ing meatball with a side of nuts.

My pants are now a nut-coated disaster. I can’t even sit down.

I tried to take a shower and my nuts are now a part of me.

My dog tried to lick me and got nuts stuck to his face.

A fancy word for when your nuts are so stuck to your leg, you might as well be a f***ing nut leg.

I’ve been walking like a f***ing robot since my nuts glued to my leg.

My nuts are now part of my leg. I can’t tell where I end and they begin.

I tried to take off my pants and my nuts just screamed at me.