N.sivasuthan

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A guy who talks like he’s the king of the trash can and thinks he’s god’s favorite idiot.

Sivaking said he’d beat me up if I didn’t listen to his terrible advice.

He tried to explain quantum physics like it was a homework problem.

He called me a 'low-life' because I forgot his name.

A human who thinks he’s the main character of a bad movie and acts like everyone else is the villain.

He walked into the room like he just won the lottery and everyone else was stuck in traffic.

He yelled at the pizza delivery guy for not bringing extra cheese.

He tried to start a fight with a wall because it didn’t respect him.

A man who talks like he’s been in a war and actually fought a toaster.

He said he could beat anyone in a staring contest and proved it by staring at a ceiling fan for 20 minutes.

He told me he once fought a toaster and it was 'a real battle of the ages.'

He claimed he could bench-press a cow and asked me if I believed him.

A person who thinks he’s a genius but only knows how to spell his own name and his dog’s.

He tried to explain his life story but forgot his own birthday.

He told me he invented the wheel and then asked me if I knew what it was.

He said he could solve any problem but couldn’t find his keys.

A guy who thinks he’s the most important person in the universe and everyone else is just background noise.

He walked into class and everyone else became invisible.

He yelled at the teacher because the lights were too bright for him.

He said he was the reason the moon exists and everyone else was just 'space debris.'