N'Qu

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The shady version of the name Nick, like it was spelled by a kid who got in trouble for writing on the wall
Yo N'Qu, why you late? You got caught eating pizza in the principal's office again!
N'Qu just texted me: 'I didn't do it, it was the ghost of my mom.'
N'Qu tried to pass off his homework as art, and the teacher said it looked like a raccoon got into a crayon box.
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The name Nick, but spelled like it was written by someone who just got kicked out of the library
N'Qu just sent a group message: 'I'm not coming to class, I'm going to find the source of the school's Wi-Fi.'
N'Qu drew a mustache on the teacher's face with a marker and ran out.
N'Qu said his dog did his homework, and the dog's name is 'Biscuit.'
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The name Nick, but it got cursed by a principal who hated his spelling
N'Qu got in trouble for spelling 'nick' as 'N'Qu' on the blackboard, and the principal said it looked like a math problem.
N'Qu tried to explain his spelling, but the teacher said it was like a kid who failed a test.
N'Qu said he spelled it that way because he was tired of being called 'Nick' all the time.
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