N.Q.B.N.

"You're not gay, but I've seen you look at him like he's your new best friend."

"You're not queer, but you're near enough to make me question my life choices."

"You're not gay, but you're near enough to make the whole school think you are."

"You're not gay, but you're the reason why the rumor mill started."

"You're not queer, but you're near enough to make the teachers lose their minds."

"You're not gay, but you're near enough to make your crush question their sexuality."

"You're not queer, but you're near enough to make the whole cafeteria laugh at you."

"You're not gay, but you're near enough to make your mom ask if you're hiding something."

"You're not queer, but you're near enough to make your crush ask if you're into them."

"You're not queer, but you're near enough to be stuck in the middle of the gay vs straight war."

"You're not gay, but you're near enough to get called out for it in front of the whole class."

"You're not queer, but you're near enough to make your friends think you're trying to be cool."

"You're not gay, but you're near enough to know everyone's watching you."

"You're not queer, but you're near enough to know you're almost there."

"You're not gay, but you're near enough to know the rumors are true."