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A lazy way of saying you're cool. Like you're not even trying.
N/P, I'll be there in 5 minutes. Maybe.
N/P, I'll be there in 5 minutes. Maybe. Maybe not.
N/P, I'll be there in 5 minutes. Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I'll be there in 10.
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A gay man’s dream: getting high on meth and having wild sex with his buddies.
Bro, we’re doing P/N this weekend. No way I’m missing it.
P/N is my favorite. I live for that.
P/N is my favorite. I live for that. I might die from it.
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Tabletop gaming with pen and paper. It’s like magic, but with dice and bad decisions.
I brought my P&P to the game. I’m bringing my doom.
P&P is my life. My friends are my dice.
P&P is my life. My friends are my dice. My doom is my dice too.
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That one person who makes Assadi's heart go boom. Forever.
Assadi’s love is P/N. Don’t mess with it.
P/N is Assadi’s forever. Don’t even think about breaking them up.
Assadi’s love is P/N. Don’t mess with it. Don’t even think about breaking them up.
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A close-up shot of butt stuff in porn. It's like a whole movie just for your butt.
This P*N is the best part of the movie. It’s all butt.
I watched P*N all day. My butt is tired.
I watched P*N all day. My butt is tired. My brain is tired too.
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A website for gamers who like to pretend they’re in a virtual world. It’s like a club for people who like to escape.
I log on to P*N every day. It’s my escape.
P*N is my new best friend. I don’t need real friends anymore.
P*N is my new best friend. I don’t need real friends anymore. I don’t need real life either.
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When someone you like just flicks their wrist and suddenly you're not the favorite anymore.
He snapped. I’m now the backup plan.
She snapped. I’m now the backup plan. I’m now the backup plan of the backup plan.
He snapped. I’m now the backup plan. I’m now the backup plan of the backup plan.
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