N.O.D or NOD

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a smelly old man who still thinks he's cool, still trying to out-sweat you, still trying to flirt with your girlfriend like he's in a movie

He tried to lift me in the gym and failed. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

He asked my girlfriend out in front of everyone. She said no. He called her a 'bimbo' and left.

He tried to beat me at a video game. I beat him. He said I cheated. I said he was a 'fart in a suit.'

the man who still thinks he's young, still wearing a hoodie, still trying to act like he's not 50, still trying to impress you

He tried to dance with my girlfriend at the party. She looked at him like he was a dog in a tutu.

He called me a 'chump' when I beat him at basketball. I called him a 'fart in a hoodie.'

He tried to beat me at a video game. I beat him. He said I was a 'chump.' I said he was a 'fart in a hoodie.'

the man who still thinks he's in his 20s, still trying to prove it, still trying to flirt with your girl, still acting like he's not 50

He tried to ask my girlfriend out. She said no. He said I was a 'chump.' I said he was a 'fart in a tutu.'

He tried to beat me at a video game. I beat him. He said I cheated. I said he was a 'fart in a tutu.'

He tried to beat me at basketball. I beat him. He said I was a 'chump.' I said he was a 'fart in a tutu.'