N'hot

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You yell someone is hot, but then you realize they’re not, so you tell yourself you’re just lowering your standards because you’re a desperate, ugly, sweaty mess.
I said she was hot until I saw her butt. Now I’m just sad.
He looked hot in the club, but when he walked in the gym, I was like, 'Okay, I’ll take this.'
She was hot in the morning, but by noon, I was just glad she didn’t smell like my brother's sock.
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You call someone hot, but then you think, ‘Maybe they’re not that hot,’ and then you say, ‘Okay, I’ll just pretend I’m not a total failure.’
I said he was hot, but when he walked in, I thought, ‘Okay, I’ll just pretend I’m not a total failure.’
She was hot in the picture, but when she walked in, I just wanted to die.
He was hot on the app, but when he showed up, I was like, ‘Okay, I’m just a loser.’
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You say someone is hot, but then you get mad at yourself because you’re not hot, and you start questioning your whole life.
I said she was hot, but then I got mad at myself because I’m not hot, and now I’m questioning my whole life.
He was hot in the picture, but now I’m questioning my whole life and my mom’s cooking.
She was hot in the morning, but now I’m questioning my whole life and my existence.
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