Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy, grumpy version of hello that sounds like you're too tired to even bother speaking properly.

N'hello? I'm not even here, why are you talking to me?

N'hello, I'm just gonna ignore this and go eat a burger.

N'hello, I'm literally just here for the snacks.

2

A rude way to greet someone that makes it clear you're not impressed with their existence.

N'hello, I didn't ask for this conversation.

N'hello, I was napping and now I'm confused.

N'hello, I'm not even gonna pretend I heard that.

3

The sound of someone who's too lazy to say hello, but still wants to be acknowledged.

N'hello, I'm here, I'm just too lazy to say it properly.

N'hello, I'm gonna pretend I said it.

N'hello, I'm not dead, I'm just busy.

4

A cursed greeting that makes you feel like you're being tortured by someone who doesn't care.

N'hello, I'm not even gonna respond to this.

N'hello, I'm gonna go eat my feelings.

N'hello, I'm just here for the chaos.

5

A greeting that makes you want to scream because it's so lazily said.

N'hello, I'm not even going to say it properly.

N'hello, I'm just here for the drama.

N'hello, I'm gonna pretend this is a real greeting.