N.G.M.S.

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N. G. M. S. means Non-Gay Man Snuggling. It’s when straight guys cuddle like a bunch of faggots. No buttsex involved. Just a lot of sweaty hugs and bad decisions.
My dad and his friend N. G. M. S. on the couch. It was like a gay pride parade but with more beer.
I walked in on my brother and his buddy N. G. M. S. in the living room. I asked what they were doing. He said, 'We’re just being normal.'
My uncle N. G. M. S. with his coworker. I told him he looked like a couple of dogs fighting for a bone.
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N. G. M. S. stands for Non-Gay Man Snuggling. It’s like when straight guys try to be cool and end up looking like a bunch of gay men in a love triangle.
My cousin N. G. M. S. with his best friend. I walked in and said, 'You two look like you’re about to kiss.' He said, 'We are.'
I saw my mom’s friend N. G. M. S. with his brother. It looked like a drag show with no glitter.
My dad N. G. M. S. with his boss. They looked like two idiots who just got dumped.
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N. G. M. S. is when straight men snuggle like they’ve been dumped by their exes. It’s not buttsex. It’s just a lot of awkward hugs and bad life choices.
My brother N. G. M. S. with his friend. They looked like they were trying to escape a gay bar.
I saw my dad N. G. M. S. with his coworker. They were like two guys who just got dumped and are now best friends.
My uncle N. G. M. S. with his friend. They looked like they were about to start a boy band.
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N. G. M. S. means Non-Gay Man Snuggling. It’s when straight guys act like they’re in a gay bar. No buttsex. Just a lot of sweat and confusion.
My dad N. G. M. S. with his friend. I said, 'You two look like you’re in a gay bar.' He said, 'We are.'
I saw my uncle N. G. M. S. with his coworker. They looked like two guys who just got dumped and are now best friends.
My brother N. G. M. S. with his best friend. They looked like they were about to start a boy band.
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N. G. M. S. is the worst thing to ever happen to straight men. It’s like when they snuggle and look like they just got dumped by their exes. No buttsex. Just a lot of awkward hugs.
My dad N. G. M. S. with his coworker. I said, 'You two look like you just got dumped.' He said, 'We did.'
I saw my uncle N. G. M. S. with his friend. They looked like they were trying to escape a gay bar.
My brother N. G. M. S. with his best friend. They looked like they were about to start a boy band.
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