N.F.I.B.A.F

I got a text from my mom: 'Your brother’s in jail. You’re paying for his bail.' I replied: 'I’m Broke As Fuck.'

My DMs: 'Hey, wanna go out?' I replied: 'I’m Broke As Fuck.'

My boss said, 'You’re getting a raise.' I said, 'I’m Broke As Fuck.'

My friend asked for a loan. I said, 'I’m Broke As F***. I can’t even buy a sandwich.'

My bank called. I said, 'I’m Broke As F***. I can’t even pay rent.'

My ex said, 'I’ll take you back.' I said, 'I’m Broke As F***. I can’t even afford a shirt.'

I got a call from my dad: 'You’re gonna pay for the car.' I said, 'I’m Broke As F***.'

I saw my cousin eating pizza. I said, 'I’m Broke As F***.'

My teacher asked for a project. I said, 'I’m Broke As F***.'

I asked my friend for money. He said, 'I’m Broke As F***.'

I tried to buy a shirt. The clerk said, 'I’m Broke As F***.'

I asked my mom for a ride. She said, 'I’m Broke As F***.'

I saw my neighbor eating soup. I said, 'I’m Broke As F***.'

I tried to go out to eat. I said, 'I’m Broke As F***.'

I tried to buy a movie ticket. I said, 'I’m Broke As F***.'