N.E.D.S.

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N. E. D. S. is when your brain goes feral from seeing a place that reminds you of something stupid you did there. It hits you like a brick to the face, and you get the urge to go back and punch that stupid kid from third grade.
I saw the old library and suddenly I was 12 again, screaming at the librarian for letting me borrow a romance novel.
Walking past the pizza place made me remember the time I ate 12 slices and cried.
He saw the lake and immediately wanted to go back and kiss the girl he didn’t get.
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N. E. D. S. is when you see a place and your brain starts yelling at you about how awesome it was back then. It's like your brain is a toddler who just remembered the ice cream truck.
She saw the mall and immediately started crying about the time she got lost and found her mom in the toy store.
He passed the school and instantly wanted to go back and beat up the principal.
They saw the beach and remembered the time they tried to build a pyramid out of sand and it collapsed.
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N. E. D. S. is when you're walking through a place, and your brain starts to scream about the good old days. It's like your brain has a crush on the past and doesn't want you to forget it.
He walked into the gym and immediately wanted to fight the guy who stole his lunch money.
She saw the park and remembered the time she got stuck in the slide and cried for 10 minutes.
They walked past the restaurant and suddenly wanted to go back and eat 20 pancakes.
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N. E. D. S. is when you're in a place and your brain goes full-on flashback mode. You remember every stupid thing you did there, and you want to go back and fix it.
He saw the classroom and remembered the time he drew a mustache on the teacher’s face.
She walked into the mall and instantly wanted to go back and beat up the guy who stole her phone.
They saw the lake and remembered the time they tried to swim and got stuck in the mud.
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N. E. D. S. is when you're in a place, and your brain starts to act like it's in love with the past. It gets all dramatic and makes you wish you were there again.
He saw the bus stop and remembered the time he missed the bus and cried.
She saw the park and wanted to go back and beat up the kid who stole her swing.
They walked into the kitchen and suddenly wanted to eat 10 pancakes and scream at the ceiling.
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N. E. D. S. is when you see a place, and your brain starts acting like it's been holding a grudge for years. It reminds you of every stupid thing you did there and makes you want to go back and punch someone.
He saw the school and remembered the time he got detention for eating too much candy.
She walked into the theater and wanted to go back and beat up the guy who stole her seat.
They saw the lake and suddenly remembered the time they tried to jump in and got stuck in the mud.
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