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A total lunatic who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even when they're clearly not. They come up with wild ideas and make chaos, but somehow it still works out.
"You think this is bad? Wait till I explain my plan to turn your coffee into a time machine."
DM: "I failed my math test, but I’ve already invented a new language."
Tweet: "I’m not crazy. I just have 1000 different personalities and they all argue."
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A person who is so weird they could make a circus look normal. They have a mind that never stops and say things that make everyone roll their eyes and laugh.
"I don’t need sleep. I just need a snack and a very loud opinion."
Text: "I dressed my cat as a pirate and now it won’t stop singing."
Tweet: "I’m not weird. I’m just extra."
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A genius who acts like a total idiot, but somehow still gets everything done. They talk nonsense, but it always ends up being the best idea.
"I didn’t fail my exam. I just discovered a new way to count."
Text: "I told my dog he’s a philosopher and now he won’t stop debating with my plants."
Tweet: "I’m not lazy. I’m just energy efficient."
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A person who is so creative they could paint a mural with their thoughts. They make messes, but somehow the mess is beautiful and everyone loves it.
"I didn’t spill my drink. I just made a new art project."
Text: "I turned my bedroom into a spaceship and now my mom is asking for a raise."
Tweet: "I’m not creative. I’m just messy and magical."
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A person who acts like they know everything, even when they clearly don’t. They talk like they're the boss, but they still get confused by basic stuff.
"I don’t know the answer. I just know I’m going to make it up."
Text: "I told my teacher I invented gravity and now she’s asking for a report."
Tweet: "I’m not the boss. I’m just the loud one."
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